The Author

There is actually not much to say about myself. But I will try to think of something and be brief.

Side note: You can also find some dumb information regarding myself in the FAQ section. Oh Yes, I got one!

So, where were we? Ah yes, myself. OK, I know what you are thinking right now (don’t get scared, not really, it’s just an expression), this egomaniac will force me to read this whole article about himself, bragging about his so called qualities and it will make me sad. No no, do not worry, at least not so quickly. This will be something completely different. Again, as I said, I will try to be brief.

So, who is me? I decided to start existing like a third of a century ago. Yes, it’s a long time but I do not have a beard. Or a mustache (or a moustache as some would spell). But, I do have something. I have a capitally unlucky life. I am able to screw up almost anything, but what’s worse – I keep living in the mess even though things are totally fucked screwed up. And the more I try to resolve them or fix them, the more error messages I get and so the rebuilding process always fail.

And what else? My work is IT related even though I always wanted to be a doctor, a chef or an annuitant. But since I am not too smart or rich, I simply ended up in this shitty hole called IT, which I happen to hate, but it’s the only thing I am good at.

I like to do poweryoga, sleep, eat, listen to good music and nowadays also to blog these daily nonsenses.

My favourite period decade is the ’80s.

Oh yes, not to forget – my favourite things are eastern european girls, but since I am in the IT you can imagine how lucky I am getting them to make those two things for me.

And what I do not like? I especially do not like humans, czech republic, politicians, lawyers, motorcyclists, smokers, people doing/selling drugs and many other things for which there is no space to mention.